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whats with johnny damon and his wife? i was just watching part of martha stewart and they're standing there with her in the kitchen like zombies. they don't seem to have an ounch of intelligence. where did they come from, some other planet? i know, i'm being mean.
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i'm number 5
BIRTH TEST
Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you.
Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2
Keep going until you end up with a single digit number.
2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.
________________________________________________________________
..1 THE ORIGINATOR
..2 THE PEACEMAKER
..3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
..4 THE CONSERVATIVE
..5 THE NONCONFORMIST
..6 THE ROMANTIC
..7 THE INTELLECTUAL
..8 THE BIG SHOT
..9 THE PERFORMER
===========================================================
.. 1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raque l Welch.
..2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of oth ers' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
.. 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alder, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Karen Roundbutt, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster.
.. 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey.
.. 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.
.. 6 - THE ROMANTIC
6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep,Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn.
..7 - THE INTELLECTUAL
7 's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what is not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana.
.. 8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people They viewpeople objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss! They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbara Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus.
..9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley.
Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you.
Put your number in the Subject and Pass it on! Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth Date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
Example March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2
Keep going until you end up with a single digit number.
2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.
________________________________________________________________
..1 THE ORIGINATOR
..2 THE PEACEMAKER
..3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
..4 THE CONSERVATIVE
..5 THE NONCONFORMIST
..6 THE ROMANTIC
..7 THE INTELLECTUAL
..8 THE BIG SHOT
..9 THE PERFORMER
===========================================================
.. 1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raque l Welch.
..2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of oth ers' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
.. 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alder, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Karen Roundbutt, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster.
.. 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey.
.. 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.
.. 6 - THE ROMANTIC
6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep,Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn.
..7 - THE INTELLECTUAL
7 's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what is not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana.
.. 8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people They viewpeople objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss! They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbara Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus.
..9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley.
job
Party Girl Wanted
Reply to: gigs-194062066@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-14, 3:08PM EDT
Nice Looking, Good Computer, Good Oral, friendly, and likes to drink. Please send photo and brief work history. This is a short term position that could become fulltime.
this is in or around Danbury, CT
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: DOE
194062066
Reply to: gigs-194062066@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-14, 3:08PM EDT
Nice Looking, Good Computer, Good Oral, friendly, and likes to drink. Please send photo and brief work history. This is a short term position that could become fulltime.
this is in or around Danbury, CT
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: DOE
194062066
milk splash
i helped out my dad on this soy milk packaging job the other day. it was fun but really messy and stinky. s soy milk is gross. but the splash's came out pretty cool. this shot obviously wouldnt be used, it's way too freaky looking, but i liked it
blah
ooh what a rough saturday night. my brother's 30th birthday party. i tripped in the dark on some plastic chairs and cut my hand and bruised up my arm. fun times. drinking is no good. today was spent on the couch and eating way too much.
on a better note, i submitted my work to this gallery. they finally got back to me and want 3 framed images for upcoming shows and 2 matted ones to keep on file to show guests. freaking awesome. the stuff they chose seems weird but whatever. this gallery is all photography based and even though i haven't been there (it's up near albany, ny) i'm pretty sure its a good place to have my stuff.
ryan, if you're reading this, they want this image matted and framed....you'll be a purchasable (word?!?) piece of art now! :)
on a better note, i submitted my work to this gallery. they finally got back to me and want 3 framed images for upcoming shows and 2 matted ones to keep on file to show guests. freaking awesome. the stuff they chose seems weird but whatever. this gallery is all photography based and even though i haven't been there (it's up near albany, ny) i'm pretty sure its a good place to have my stuff.
ryan, if you're reading this, they want this image matted and framed....you'll be a purchasable (word?!?) piece of art now! :)
maya's
i saw a cool show on the history channel last night about the maya's. they predicted a time of re birth in 2012....
End of the world?
The end of the 13th b'ak'tun is conjectured to have been of great significance to the Maya, but does not necessarily mark the end of the world according to their beliefs, but a time of re-birth. According to the Popol Vuh, a book compiling details of creation accounts known to the Quiché Maya of the colonial-era highlands, we are living in the fourth world. The Popol Vuh describes the first three creations that the gods failed in making and the creation of the successful fourth world where men were placed. The Maya believed that the fourth world would end in catastrophe and the fifth and final world would be created that would signal the end of mankind.
The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012. According to the Maya, there will be a baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of a 13th 400 year period, but not the end of the world.
End of the world?
The end of the 13th b'ak'tun is conjectured to have been of great significance to the Maya, but does not necessarily mark the end of the world according to their beliefs, but a time of re-birth. According to the Popol Vuh, a book compiling details of creation accounts known to the Quiché Maya of the colonial-era highlands, we are living in the fourth world. The Popol Vuh describes the first three creations that the gods failed in making and the creation of the successful fourth world where men were placed. The Maya believed that the fourth world would end in catastrophe and the fifth and final world would be created that would signal the end of mankind.
The Classic Period Maya obviously did not believe that the end of this age would occur in 2012. According to the Maya, there will be a baktun ending in 2012, a significant event being the end of a 13th 400 year period, but not the end of the world.
music
hmm i was going to write a blog about downloading music but i guess that might not be a good idea. anyway, anyone listening to anything good that i should buy? (not download) i need some new music.
red's
hmm this is weird, but i like it. it's 4 consecutive macros of paint being poured into a glass of water. i wanted to use food coloring but was too lazy to buy some so used paint instead....i was about to give up because i had to hold the light and pour the paint, and then take the picture. but it turned out that the paint didnt dissipate as quickly as i thought it would, so it somewhat worked. for some reason, the red looks more orange on here. whatever. i'm done for today.
60s 70s stripper polaroids
i just came across these photos on flickr, they're pretty interesting. i'll just copy and paste what she wrote:
These came from a collection of over 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960's thru the early 1970's.
I decided to create a new Flickr account to share this collection with other photographers. They document fashion, interior decor, and a time when bodies were for the most part, natural. The Polaroid film makes for an even more nostalgic feel.
The main interest I have with these photos is the esthetics of an era, not just as titillation. As an artist and photographer I find these women beautiful, daring and sometimes desperate. Each woman here has a story, and each one deserves our respect.
here's the link:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/12846488@N00/
These came from a collection of over 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960's thru the early 1970's.
I decided to create a new Flickr account to share this collection with other photographers. They document fashion, interior decor, and a time when bodies were for the most part, natural. The Polaroid film makes for an even more nostalgic feel.
The main interest I have with these photos is the esthetics of an era, not just as titillation. As an artist and photographer I find these women beautiful, daring and sometimes desperate. Each woman here has a story, and each one deserves our respect.
here's the link:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/12846488@N00/
another crazy spam email
What am I, thatall the generations of the earthshould call me blessed? 4 And I answered, In the cave,and she is betrothed to me. 11 Then said Joseph, Howcomes it to pass you are withchild? 11 But on a sudden the cloudbecame a great light in the cave,so that their eyes could not bear it. 31 So Salome also departed,approved by God. 5 And he went down from thetemple of the Lord justified,and he went to his own house. 3 An angel warns Joseph to take the child and his mother into Egypt. 20 The leprous son of a princes wife cured in like manner. 13 The mid-wife goes out, and tells Salome that she has seen a virgin bring forth. 37 Has mother offers large gifts to Mary, and dismisses her. 4 And as he was consideringwith himself about his journey,the morning came upon him. 6 But when this dumb bridesaw the Lady St. 27 And she purposed to worshiphim, for she said, This is a greatking, which is born in Israel. 1 Herod enraged, orders the infants in Bethlehem to be slain. They answered, It is the blood ofcalves, lambs, and rams, which we have offered upon the altar. There is a story both in the Jerusalem and Babylonish Talmud very similarto this. 14 And the midwife went outfrom the cave, and Salome mether. 9 And the shepherd lifted uphis hand to smite them, and hishand continued up. 6 Annas replied, If you sendany of your servants you will findthat she is with child. 3 An angel appears to them in the form of a star. 6 For Elizabeth could not climb up,7 And instantly the mountainwas divided and received them. 1 Mary at nine months old, walks nine steps. 10 Which when she heard, shereasoned with herself what thatsort of salutation meant. 15 Now therefore, Joseph, fearGod lest the like things shouldhappen in your family.
park a car on it
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question mark in the sky
i havent posted a picture in awhile, so here is one i took last weekend at hammonasset:
i thought it looked like a question mark in the sky. kinda cool. if anyone cares, i converted the picture into a tritone, which means its three different tones. thought it would look more interesting this way than just a regular black and white.
i thought it looked like a question mark in the sky. kinda cool. if anyone cares, i converted the picture into a tritone, which means its three different tones. thought it would look more interesting this way than just a regular black and white.
bad dreams
wow i just remembered i had this terrible dream last night, but i have no idea what happened in it. i remember waking up and wanting to write it down but of course didnt. i really wanted to remember it because i knew it was important. damnit. maybe i'll remember some of it later. either way it sucked.
camping
i want to go camping at hammonasset (in madison) in august for a couple of days. you're all invited. it should be pretty cheap. we could go swimming too..the beach is pretty close to the campgrounds. i'm going to go find a tent.
i think we should get one like this:
and we should invite these peeps:
i think we should get one like this:
and we should invite these peeps:
and my dog will come too:
milli vanilli
wow. i'm really hungover. fiona apple was pretty good last night, though i think the sound was fucked up, she was pretty loud. she's also pretty wacky and pissed off, but i like that about her. my brother, my sister in law and i hung out at the mohegan sun bars and were being pretty obnoxious to people, but it was fun/funny. we met some nice chinese people who were apparently coked up and talking way too fast for me. my dad gave away our two extra tickets to some sketchy guy who i thought was a scalper, but told us he was an undercover cop. lets see, what else? it was my niece's first concert, she'll be 11 in august. we were talking about everyone's first concert, and i think mine was the moody blues with my dad in new jersey....misty's was milli vanilli. well, back to work for me...i'm waiting for some frozen yogurt animal thingies to melt so i can take them out of the plastic and then photograph them.
2 fiona apple tix
i'm going to see fiona apple and damien rice monday (tomorrow) night at mohegan sun......i have two extra tickets, does anyone want them? $80 for both, paid $90 for them. decent seats, starts at 7:30........let me know, soon!
here's some pics from the weekend:
here's some pics from the weekend:
